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Learning ‘Ōlelo: calabash

Calabash (cal-lah-BASH) A bowl or container often made of wood or a hollowed gourd. When used to refer to people, it implies a close friend or relative, i.e. someone so familiar he would eat out of the same serving bowl. Example English: "James is my father's best...

The Next Big Thing

Aloha! Today I’m part of a blog hop, officially known as The Next Big Thing. Many thanks to Elsie Park for inviting me to hop in after her.  You can check out her website here. Her debut book is called Shadows of Valor and will be available everywhere July 27, 2013!...

Learning ‘Ōlelo: kuleana

Kuleana (koo-lee-ah-na) (nvt) Hawaiian word for right, privilege, concern, area of responsibility. Example English: "As responsible human beings we must take care of the earth! There are wastrels among us who must heed my words or our land will become  a vast...

Winter Eggs

We are an egg-cident waiting to happen. I found four eggs this morning on top of a speaker in the family room, cupped in a sweat sock kiped from the shoe pile near the mud room door. On a shelf in the mud room I found another three and almost stepped on one cradled in...

Learning ‘Ōlelo: futless

Futless (FUHT-less) Adj. Pidgin for bored, frustrated, confused, unsure of what to do next. Literally without fart. Example English: Jay is so bored, he's sitting in on the couch, flicking the blinds, and staring at telephone lines. Pidgin: Ho, Jay futless, yeah?...

Character Haiku: Jay

Mountain of water, churning sand and reef below, no can breathe. Wipe out. ~Jay For more character haiku click here.

Dirty Secrets of an eBook Buyer

Dirty Secrets of an eBook Buyer

We’ve heard the death knell before. The printed page is dead! Bookstores are dead! Long live the eBook! Death makes great copy, especially combined with the old saw that technology is sweeping out the old to ring in the new. But as the latest research shows, I think...

Learning ‘Ōlelo: junkenpo

junkenpo (j'un-ken-POH) Pidgin for rock, paper scissors from the Japanese  jan ken pon. How you choose who picks first, does the dishes, or buys the round. As a kid on Maui we'd swing our closed fist in time with a chanted rhyme and shoot three times for a two out of...

Character Haiku: Zader

The shark gnashes, swallows, chunks slide greasily downward, is it all a dream? ~ Zader For more character haiku click here.

Book Review: Boi No Good
by Chris McKinney

It's no false crack; Hawaiian author Chris McKinney's latest novel Boi No Good takes an unflinching look at a Hawaii that locals live in every day and tourists never see. It’s gritty, real, and not for the faint of heart. McKinney’s characters are people I feel I know...

Learning ‘Ōlelo: Local / Local Style

Local / Local Style (Lo-CAl) Adj. Someone originally from Hawai'i. Also used to describe anything typical of the way people do things in Hawai'i. People from Hawai'i automatically know that no matter where you are  in the world, when someone from Hawai'i says...

Learning ‘Ōlelo: Hau’oli Makahiki Hou

Hau'oli Makahiki Hou (how-oh-lee mah-kah-he-key ho) Hawaiian phrase. In Hawaii people say Hau‘oli Makahiki Hou when they wish someone a Happy New Year. It’s a direct translation from the English: hau‘oli means “happy” or “glad,” hou means “new” or “fresh,” and...

Westin ‘Ohana 2012 Christmas Letter

Westin ‘Ohana 2012 Christmas Letter

Dear ‘Ohana, Mele Kalikimaka! We hope your family is well and enjoying all the aloha of the season. This past year we’ve felt especially blessed for all the good things in our lives. Here’s a quick snapshot. Lili continues dancing hula in Halau Na Pua O Lauele and had...

Aloha, Senator Daniel Inouye

Aloha, Senator Daniel Inouye

Before opening the door to the galley above the Senate floor, the page gave us all the hairy eyeball. We were a bunch of teenagers from Hawaii in Washington D.C. and it was her job to make sure we didn’t make a sound. She couldn’t have cared less that we were a few...

Learning ‘Ōlelo: You

YOU (yu) In Hawaiian Pidgin, used as an attention-getter generally at the end of a phrase, similar to "I'm speaking to you, idiot, so pay attention." Example English: Please don't make fun of me! Pidgin: No laugh, you! Note: ‘Ōlelo is a Hawaiian word meaning language,...

Burning the Canoe

Burning the Canoe

The last straw happened in church. I stood to leave the pew and realized that if I took One. More. Step. everything would be down around my ankles, exactly the wrong kind of calling on God moment you want to have in church. For the first time in over twenty years I...

Learning ‘Ōlelo: whatevahs

whatevahs (wha EV ahz) Pidgin word used as a response that can mean almost anything from I don't want to deal with/talk about it, I don't know/care, or you're a liar. Similar to a teenager's English use of whatever and usually as annoying. Example No talk: "Lili! Your...

Red Coat Magic

Red Coat Magic

Last Christmas I ordered a deep red down-filled coat based on a picture and a few stellar reviews  on a website. The knee-length coat promised to keep me warm during fall and spring soccer games and maybe even through a college football game or two. Better yet, it was...